I Spent 120 Minutes on Prior Auth Today Sweatshirt — Healthcare Worker Apparel | Prior Authorize This

Two hours on the phone. Three faxes. One peer-to-peer with a "peer" who works in a different specialty. And the patient is still waiting.

If you've ever lost a morning to prior authorization, you already know what this shirt is about. It's for the nurse who knows the hold music by heart. The medical assistant fluent in denial codes. The doctor who went to medical school to practice medicine, not to argue with a portal. The clinic staffer who keeps a tally because nobody else is counting.

You're not imagining it. The hours are real. The exhaustion is earned. And you're not the only one.

Soft, lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. Unisex XS–5XL. Made to actually live in, under scrubs, over scrubs, or straight through a 12-hour shift.

The details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — light and breathable
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Good to know:

• Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright lighting
• Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)

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