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About This Product
For nurses, doctors, and clinic staff who lose hours every day to prior auth. Soft, heavyweight unisex sweatshirt.
Two hours on the phone. Three faxes. One peer-to-peer with a "peer" who works in a different specialty. And the patient is still waiting. If you've ever lost a morning to prior authorization, you already know what this sweatshirt is about. It's for the nurse who knows the hold music by heart. The medical assistant fluent in denial codes. The doctor who went to medical school to practice medicine, not to argue with a portal. The clinic staffer who keeps a tally because nobody else is counting.
You're not imagining it. The hours are real. The exhaustion is earned. And you're not the only one.
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk, unisex S–5XL. Soft enough for a 12-hour shift. Sturdy enough for the next one.
The details:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk, classic unisex fit
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn for a softer hand-feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Printed on demand
Good to know:
- White variant may read as off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties
- Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
The worst part happens where nobody can see it.
The denial arrives in an envelope. The phone call happens in your kitchen. The appeal is a stack of paper on a table nobody else sits at. None of it is visible from the outside, and that is exactly what makes it work.
Prior Authorize This. exists to drag one piece of it into daylight. You were already dealing with your body. They made you deal with them too.
A shirt doesn't fix any of this. It does make it harder for the system to pretend nobody noticed.