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About This Product
For nurses, doctors, and clinic staff who lose hours every day to prior auth. Soft, heavyweight unisex sweatshirt.
Two hours on the phone. Three faxes. One peer-to-peer with a "peer" who works in a different specialty. And the patient is still waiting. If you've ever lost a morning to prior authorization, you already know what this sweatshirt is about. It's for the nurse who knows the hold music by heart. The medical assistant fluent in denial codes. The doctor who went to medical school to practice medicine, not to argue with a portal. The clinic staffer who keeps a tally because nobody else is counting.
You're not imagining it. The hours are real. The exhaustion is earned. And you're not the only one.
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk, unisex S–5XL. Soft enough for a 12-hour shift. Sturdy enough for the next one.
The details:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk, classic unisex fit
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn for a softer hand-feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Printed on demand
Good to know:
- White variant may read as off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties
- Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Every denial letter is a bet that you'll stay quiet.
300 million claims are denied every year. Behind each one is a person told their doctor was wrong by someone who never examined them.
Prior Authorize This. started because the absurdity speaks for itself.
This shirt doesn't fix the system. But it makes it harder for the system to pretend nobody notices.
"Wore it to my follow-up. My doctor laughed. The billing department did not."
"I'm an RN. Bought one for myself and three for my unit."
"The real value is the conversations it starts. Everyone has a story."