Wear the Denial

In God We Trust, In Insurance We Beg Eco Tote Bag — Organic Cotton Insurance Protest Tote | Prior Authorize This

This isn't merch. It's a position.
82% of denied claims are overturned on appeal. They know they're wrong. Wearing this says you will fight.
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About This Product

A faux-scripture for the American insurance experience, on a heavyweight organic cotton tote. Premiums up. Claims denied. 

In God we trust. In insurance, we beg.

That's the deal, isn't it. You pay every month,more than last year, more than the year before, and somehow the answer keeps being the same one. You get the privilege of asking, and someone with a quota gets the privilege of saying no.

This tote is for everyone who's noticed. The patient who's done begging. The parent reading another denial letter at the kitchen table. The nurse handing the phone to the next patient because there's nothing left to say. The person staring at a premium increase notice wondering what, exactly, they've been paying for.

Made from heavyweight organic cotton, so the bag itself is also a small refusal of plastic, of throwaway logic, of the idea that things have to be flimsy to be cheap. Big enough for a grocery run, a stack of library books, a market haul, or whatever you're carrying through the week.

The details:

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Heavyweight 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) fabric
  • 16" × 14.5" × 5" (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
  • 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit
  • Dual 24.5" (62.2 cm) straps, 1" (2.5 cm) wide
  • Open main compartment
  • Printed on demand

Good to know:

  • Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)
 

Every denial letter is a bet that you'll stay quiet.

300 million claims are denied every year. Behind each one is a person told their doctor was wrong by someone who never examined them.

Prior Authorize This. started because the absurdity speaks for itself.

This shirt doesn't fix the system. But it makes it harder for the system to pretend nobody notices.

What People Are Saying
★★★★★

"Wore it to my follow-up. My doctor laughed. The billing department did not."

Sarah M. - Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"I'm an RN. Bought one for myself and three for my unit."

Jess T. - Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"The real value is the conversations it starts. Everyone has a story."

David R. - Verified Buyer
In God We Trust, In Insurance We Beg Eco Tote Bag — Organic Cotton Insurance Protest Tote | Prior Authorize This
$24.99