Wear the Denial

I Spent 120 Minutes on Prior Auth Today Eco Tote Bag — Organic Cotton Healthcare Worker Tote | Prior Authorize This

This isn't merch. It's a position.
82% of denied claims are overturned on appeal. They know they're wrong. Wearing this says you will fight.
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About This Product

For nurses, doctors, and clinic staff who lose hours to prior auth. Heavyweight organic cotton tote that actually carries a shift. 

Two hours on the phone. Three faxes. One peer-to-peer with a "peer" who works in a different specialty. And the patient is still waiting.

If you've ever lost a morning to prior authorization, you already know what this tote is about. It's for the nurse who knows the hold music by heart, the medical assistant fluent in denial codes, the doctor who went to medical school to practice medicine and not to argue with a portal. You're not imagining it. The hours are real, the exhaustion is earned, and you're not the only one.

Made from heavyweight organic cotton, the kind that holds a 12-hour shift's worth of stuff and keeps holding it. Big enough for a lunch and a laptop, or a stack of charts you shouldn't technically be taking home, or whatever else you carry through the week. The bag itself is also a small refusal of plastic, of throwaway logic, of the idea that things have to be flimsy to be cheap.

The details:

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Heavyweight 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) fabric
  • 16" × 14.5" × 5" (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
  • 30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit
  • Dual 24.5" (62.2 cm) straps, 1" (2.5 cm) wide
  • Open main compartment
  • Printed on demand

Good to know:

  • Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)

Every denial letter is a bet that you'll stay quiet.

300 million claims are denied every year. Behind each one is a person told their doctor was wrong by someone who never examined them.

Prior Authorize This. started because the absurdity speaks for itself.

This shirt doesn't fix the system. But it makes it harder for the system to pretend nobody notices.

What People Are Saying
★★★★★

"Wore it to my follow-up. My doctor laughed. The billing department did not."

Sarah M. - Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"I'm an RN. Bought one for myself and three for my unit."

Jess T. - Verified Buyer
★★★★★

"The real value is the conversations it starts. Everyone has a story."

David R. - Verified Buyer
I Spent 120 Minutes on Prior Auth Today Eco Tote Bag — Organic Cotton Healthcare Worker Tote | Prior Authorize This
$24.99