In God We Trust, In Insurance We Beg Sweatshirt — Premium Increases & Denial in Perpetuity | Prior Authorize This

A faux-scripture for the American insurance experience. Premiums up. Claims denied. Faith required. Unisex tee.

In God we trust. In insurance, we beg.

That's the deal, isn't it. You pay every month, more than last year, more than the year before, and in return you get the privilege of asking. Asking for the medication. Asking for the procedure. Asking a stranger with a quota whether your body deserves the care your doctor already prescribed.

And the answer, somehow, keeps being the same one.

This sweatshirt is for everyone who's noticed. The patient who's done begging. The parent reading another denial letter at the kitchen table. The nurse who hands the phone to the next patient because there's nothing left to say. The person staring at a premium increase notice wondering what, exactly, they're paying for.

Heavyweight, pre-shrunk, unisex S–5XL. Soft enough to actually live in.

The details:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk, classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Printed on demand

Good to know:

• White variant may read as off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties
• Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)

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