My Insurance Company Practices Medicine Without a License Tote Bag | Prior Authorize This

Carry the message into the waiting room. A spacious cotton-handle tote for everyone who's tired of insurance overruling their doctor. 

A doctor needs a license to practice medicine. They go to school for a decade. They train for years after that. They can lose everything if they make the wrong call.

The person denying your claim doesn't have any of that. No license. No exam room. No malpractice risk. Just a policy manual and a quota.

But when they overrule your doctor's treatment plan, they're practicing medicine. They just don't have to call it that, and nobody makes them answer for it when it goes wrong.

This tote is for everyone who's noticed. The patient who's been there. The doctor who's argued with someone who's never touched a patient. The nurse, the pharmacist, the parent, the caregiver, anyone who's watched a stranger with no medical training make a medical decision and call it "coverage."

Carry it into the waiting room. Carry it to the pharmacy counter. Carry it everywhere the message belongs.

You don't need a license to deny a claim. Maybe you should.

The details:

• 100% polyester body with dual cotton bull denim handles
• 15" × 15" (39 × 39 cm) — fits a laptop, a binder of medical records, a week's worth of groceries
• 2.6 gallon (10 L) capacity, 44 lb (20 kg) max weight
• Handle length: 26" (67 cm), width: 1" (2.5 cm)
• Printed on demand

Good to know:

• Handles may vary slightly depending on fulfillment location
• Replacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)