{"product_id":"eco-tote-bag-use-this-one","title":"In God We Trust, In Insurance We Beg Eco Tote Bag — Organic Cotton Insurance Protest Tote | Prior Authorize This","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA faux-scripture for the American insurance experience, on a heavyweight organic cotton tote. Premiums up. Claims denied. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIn God we trust. In insurance, we beg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThat's the deal, isn't it. You pay every month,more than last year, more than the year before, and somehow the answer keeps being the same one. You get the privilege of asking, and someone with a quota gets the privilege of saying no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis tote is for everyone who's noticed. The patient who's done begging. The parent reading another denial letter at the kitchen table. The nurse handing the phone to the next patient because there's nothing left to say. The person staring at a premium increase notice wondering what, exactly, they've been paying for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade from heavyweight organic cotton, so the bag itself is also a small refusal of plastic, of throwaway logic, of the idea that things have to be flimsy to be cheap. Big enough for a grocery run, a stack of library books, a market haul, or whatever you're carrying through the week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% certified organic cotton 3\/1 twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHeavyweight 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e16\" × 14.5\" × 5\" (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e30 lb (13.6 kg) weight limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDual 24.5\" (62.2 cm) straps, 1\" (2.5 cm) wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOpen main compartment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrinted on demand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReplacement guarantee on defective, misprinted, or damaged items (14-day window, photo required)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\" height=\"5\" style=\"width: 12.3822%;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 12.5813%;\"\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 9.67791%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 29.0337%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 3.87116%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.9688%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.3236%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 12.5813%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 9.67791%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 29.0337%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 3.87116%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.9688%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 20.3236%;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Prior Authorize This","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":48233956573376,"sku":"9257961_10457","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/3757\/2288\/files\/ChatGPTImageApr30_2026_09_40_32AM.png?v=1777560355","url":"https:\/\/priorauthorizethis.com\/products\/eco-tote-bag-use-this-one","provider":"Prior Authorize This","version":"1.0","type":"link"}